Hitting bouncers with golf clubs

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Virisin says, 'That's a different matter entirely'
Virisin says, 'As long as I don't go to clubs with clubs'
Kitolani smiles happily.
Palathas states, 'yes, the bouncer might not be too happy.'
Virisin says, 'Hmm'
Virisin says, 'Although'
Virisin asks, 'As long as I had a club I wouldn't care what the bouncer thought huh?'
Virisin says, 'This idea intrigues me'
Palathas asks, 'have you seen a bouncer?'
Virisin has gone AFK: Thinking about hitting bouncers with golf clubs
Kitolani laughs.
Palathas asks, 'do you think a 1 wood can take down a bouncer?'
Virisin asks, 'Have you seen a decent 3 wood?'
Kitolani nods solemnly.
Virisin says, 'Or 1 wood.. I forget which is bigger'
Virisin coughs inconspicuously.
Palathas states, '1.'
Virisin says, 'Actually, woods are kinda sissy'
Virisin says, 'A good iron would be more solid to hit someone with'
Palathas states, 'you should know your tools, even if the skills of the swordsman apparently counts for more.'
Virisin nods.
Virisin says, 'A damn good iron to the kneecap takes down even the most stoic bouncer'
Palathas states, 'i think a real bouncer, unlike 4d mobs, moves.'
Kitolani laughs.
Estidn says, 'Virisin, I know people who are bigger than your country'
Palathas states to Estidn, 'that hurts. you shouldn't be so hard on him.'

|Virisin (AFK) is sitting upon a beanbag.
-- AFK: Thinking about hitting bouncers with golf clubs