Seriously, all the talking about smurfs and what they did to poor smurfette and how much of a slut poor smurfette must have been, it all drove Papa Smurf over the edge. Last night he kidnapped - nay, DRUGGED and kidnapped our own Asmodeus and took him off to fairytaleland. Then he sent his minions to try to quell any hope of getting Asmodeus back. Luckily Smurfette (slut or not) took pity and betrayed Papa smurf and gave the resistance his location. Papa Smurf was killed, the other smurfs ran away and Smurfette? Well.. she kinda liked Asmodeus - but we won't go into that now.