hah i like. okay.
three times on my first day playing my lantern died and i was stuck in olde yorke in the dark not knowing what the fuck was going on so each time typed 'shout HELP!!!' repeatedly until some invisible person from recall came to shut me up.
i am vegetarian IRL and can't remember ever eating meat in game... although i'm sure i must have at some point.
after witnessing Z and Singer double-team Soulstar and cause Viri to be raped by the assassin, as in Vir's account, i was filled with righteous 14yo rage and vowed to one day be uber enough to PK Z. i don't know why i hated on him and not Singer but i think it was because i was in awe of Singer for being mute and having the most epic set of perzes i had seen, except possibly Soulstar but the family bias excludes him from idol comparisons. (edit: also Kita. hers were obscenely cool.) anyway i never killed Z because he stopped playing soon after that.
i joined TR first with no intention of staying there, which was quite mean because they were lovely people but i was a heartless sob. i then left and applied for Sics but Once didn't let me in. i later joined his secret RP group back when it was supposedly running Chaos from backstage and he thus convinced Vae to make me Chaos leader when he resigned even though i was much newer than Asmodeus and various other more deserving souls. Once then said to Mordecai something along the lines of, "man, I've got your cousins wrapped around my pinky," which Mord then conveyed to us in person, so we stopped hanging out with Once and Chaos was thus cleansed of the Sicilian lobby, which we in fact got more out of than Once's pinky did. (and upon reading that sentence he may actually grace us with an account of his own
Xeriuth actually tried to coup me three times if i remember correctly. i let him off for the first two because i didn't want to kick him, then he tried again as Viri said so we junked his house and got banned for two weeks. after that we came back and i called some morons morons at recall, and little did i know we were basically on zero tolerance so we got 2months that time. they always had to ban us both because we were on the same IP. i spent those two months playing alts via mudconnector and holding heated email debates with Molly. (note: having just re-read Viri's account of that incident re Mott i cannot remember if we both separately abused people, or separately abused the same people, on our first day back, or are each remembering the same event in first person.. any of which is possible.)
on the subject of the coup attempts.. it boggled my mind that people would take either Vir or I into their confidence and proceed to conspire against the other or bitch or gossip about them. half the time we were both sitting there reading the exchange together and the other half we just shared the interesting logs anyway. without Viri's social skills i would have remained woefully uninformed.
.. although do note though that after the initial quest-cheating debacle when we were like 12 and 14yo we stopped doing quests together. we were strictly independent questers after that.
i was the first to get Rainbow Serpent Skin in essentially forever, since Singer or someone. i should have perzed it immediately because at the time no one knew about it, but i wore it around instead to show off so a couple months later it was everywhere. i still haven't done the koala quest from that zone.. it's the only one that has ever so thoroughly defeated me. apparently it's easy.
years after i stopped playing i came back for a week, became Dragons leader and robbed their treasury (maybe $2bil?), then left again. i think it was in retaliation for something but i forget what. i think it was more for giggles.
there was a mob in old west who gave a brass token in return for a tv remote or something but the remote could be stolen back and instantly repeated. i made 20 gold off it one brass at a time, then reported it, got given one shitty bronze and felt vindicated. better yet, the mob's name was Molly
there were other bugs that i can't remember.
i used to have alias's to take me from recall to virtually any zone in the game but i don't think that was especially unique.
like Viri said we've still got keys to Sicilians' backdoor, DJ's dungeon and Saints' pleasure pit, as well as houses full of other rare and interesting items we can't remember the origins nor uses of.
i got to Balrog right at the start of the current code, got rolled by him because i only had 3 remorts and never went back, so i still don't have Orcrist
i only ever spent the absolute bare minimum time doing anything repetitive like leveling or farming (Hayato's abilities blow my mind in that respect), which was why i didn't want to go mining again. instead i spent literally all of my time exploring and doing quests, so i've been everywhere and done virtually everything, minus some stuff that's been added since i left and the odd thing i just failed at like that fucking koala.
that's what i remember for now. oldfags! convince more oldfags to post interesting things here!