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General Category => Barrel of Laughs => Topic started by: Armenius on May 07, 2012, 09:23:45 pm

Title: 2 jokes
Post by: Armenius on May 07, 2012, 09:23:45 pm

Why only 2. Because nobody wants to read just 1...

My psychiatrist said I was delusional. I laughed so hard, I almost fell off my dragon.

Business proposition: Homeopathic Restaurant. I dip the food in water, then serve the water…

Title: Re: 2 jokes
Post by: Once on May 07, 2012, 10:00:48 pm

Don't quit your day job.

Title: Re: 2 jokes
Post by: Molly on May 08, 2012, 02:34:36 am

Hey, I thought those were funny! :P

Title: Re: 2 jokes
Post by: Sarias on May 09, 2012, 11:27:14 am

Awww dont be hating, once. Those were cute.

Title: Re: 2 jokes
Post by: Once on May 09, 2012, 02:58:11 pm

Armenius' day job is as a standup comedian.

Title: Re: 2 jokes
Post by: Armenius on June 01, 2012, 03:09:18 pm

Not strictly true, Once. Day job is as a security consultant/trainer. Side job is as a comedy writer (mainly ghost writer). I'm too funny looking for stand-up it turns out. People laughing AT me all the time...