If you could throw a pie in anybody's face, who would it be?
For a pie-throwing stall at the soon-to-be fun-fair we need some funny, witty one-liners describing the target of the pie-throwing (must be players, imms may also be considered) and the outcome of the throw. Or, in other words: What would you like to see when you throw a pie at your friend/enemy/helper/imm, and he/she gets it in the face?
The wittiest one-liner will get a silver token (!), several others (depends how good they are) will get a bronze tokens. Players may submit more than one suggestion. Please note Shemaglig in game port, send me a message on facebook or e-mail me at GilgameshBH(pie!)gmail.com. Deadline: Friday, July 5th.
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