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Barrel of Laughs / Shameless!!!
« on: February 03, 2010, 09:03:58 pm »
I'm a shameless macro fan. For the sake of my entertainment, I highly suggest you post links to some of your favorites. This one is by far one of the funniest I've ever seen, but I'm also a fan of X and his ride-pimping prowess.
Oh wait, he makes music too, right?


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Suggestions & Ideas / Dialect variation
« on: May 11, 2009, 05:00:14 pm »
I suggest that we have a bit more variation in rsay than 'You hear (player) chittering away in a language you don't understand.' Chittering would be an awesome verb for our Martian or Faun races, but I think that for dwarves or spacewolves, it doesn't really work. I think it'd be a relatively easy way to add atmosphere to the realms, just to change it up a bit.

My suggestions are as follows, and are definately incomplete:

Elves- Musical, eloquent, you know...
Dwarves- Robust, thick-tounged, earthen
Gringos- Do they even get an rsay for being so common?
Indians- I think they should both speak/use sign language.
Spacewolves- Barks, growls, etc.
Martians- Clicks pops and perhaps even chittering.
Centaurs- I say we make them neigh. -_-
Fauns- Perhaps some whimsical dialect?

Just an idea since I overhead some dwarves chittering away in recall and laughed at them...until I found out that I chittered too.  >:( Hrmph!

--Oh, and would it be possible to learn other languages for devious *cough* I mean...social purposes?

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Roleplay / Hear ye!
« on: April 15, 2009, 02:06:00 pm »
So, out of curiosity, I was wondering who of you out there had character pictures that you'd be willing to share with the collective. It'd be a great way to put visages with names, and of course, I'm still curious to see what a centaur wearing pants looks like. Perhaps one of you can oblige.

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Roleplay / My kingdom for a nap!
« on: November 01, 2008, 11:25:21 am »
Disclaimer: If you're sensitive to grammar errors, you will be appauled
by every single one of these entries. Readers, please be advised.






Kitolani peered down at the squirming black mass in her grasp.
It was shrieking, as seemed to be its custom since she had recieved the
infant drow. She wasn't entirely sure whether it was because it was now
being seperated from its mother, could still smell Molly's breath on its
neck, or knew that the other indians called him 'Spider Bait'.
Kitolani smirked amusedly at the small banshee as it wailed and brushed
a small whisp of crystal white hair off of its brow. He was an intruiging
little being. Kit could hardly help but nibble his little pointed ears with
her lips as he sobbed. It had never occured to her that the wee thing might
actually be screaming because it was terrified that Kitolani herself was
going to take a stab at eating him. The kid probably came out of the womb
with more baggage than Kitolani could ever have anticipated. He sure did
scream more than she ever imagined she could tolerate.
Pie. Pie makes babies happy. Thotter said so. Kitolani tossed the baby
into a leather sling, tucked it tightly to her breast, and transported out.
She ambled down the misty Great Halls of Chaos toward the dining
room where she got ahold of a slice of pie. The cloaked figures quietly
eating their meals, reading, and sipping their tea looked up irritatedly.
Kitolani shrugged in pseudo-appology and stuck her pinky into the warm,
lightly-spiced sweet potato goo. She slid her finger deftly along the
child's lower lip and the screaming stuttered. Panting and blubbering, the
baby wound down, steadily being filled with fingertips of pie. She bought
another piece for herself, hoping that the pie would have the same effect
on her own shattered nerves. If not, there was always that flask of
firewater she kept tucked behind her archives. Certainly this sort of
chaotic occasion warranted a good swig. She even mused lightly of giving
some to Spider Bait. He sure seemed like he could use a good warming up.
Kitolani snuck into her quarters and shut the heavy door behind her.
Putting the pie on her candlelit desk, she turned and unlashed the leather
sling from her shoulder, tucking the baby securely under her arm. Sighing
heavily, she sat down on the floor with her legs crossed and placed the
baby in a nest of warm blankets. She'd never seen a quicker descent into
unconsiousness, and for a moment, was quite envious of such a feat. The
envy quickly gave way to darkness as Kitolani too spread out a blanket
and crashed hard. Her pie covered finger twitched gently against the
hilt of her dagger as she drempt of an advancing army of skittering spiders.

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Barrel of Laughs / Barrel of laughs
« on: May 04, 2008, 03:06:40 am »
Fruit Lovin's.


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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Suggestions & Ideas / The Art of Punishment
« on: March 15, 2008, 02:23:26 am »
I thought that in the light of recent events, these pointers should be reviewed.

There are very few rules in this mud, but we expect our players to follow the
few there are, mainly because they are fair and because there is a sensible
reason behind each of them. The overall and main rule is to use your own
common sense. Behave like a jerk and you'll be treated like a jerk. You reap
what you sow, in muds as in RL. It is as simple as that.
*
Below are the 4 most important rules.
1. Racial, sexual or religious slurs on any channels are NOT acceptable.
   Excessive spamming or harassing of other players is also not acceptable.
   As spam is defined repeating of the same message or action over and over
   again with the intent of annoying. This includes repeated Pkilling.
2. Multiplaying is not allowed. You can create and play as many chars as you
   like, but if you are caught logging them on simultaneously, you get a
   warning at first offence, char demoted at second and deleted at third.
3. Bugs are meant to be reported, not abused. If you find a bug and report it,
   expect to get rewarded. If you find a bug and abuse it, expect to be
   punished.
4. Pkilling or player killing is allowed, as long as you follow the PK rules.
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BEHAVIOR BEHAVIOUR COURTESY POLITENESS CIVILITY
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BEHAVIOR RULES
1. Excessively bad language, sexual and racial slurs are NOT acceptable. In
   particular not in public, (i.e. open channels, in your title, on all the
   Boards and in the entire Recall area).
2. OOC, RL threats are totally unacceptable, and will most likely end up
   getting you sitebanned.
3. Imms should be treated with respect. Like it or not, they run this mud,
   and that makes them your superior. If you have a complaint about an imm,
   mail the imps about it.
4. When an imm tells you to do something, you are supposed to obey at once
   without any lengthy arguments. If an imm makes a request, there is always
   a good reason for it, even if it's not immediately apparent to YOU. If
   you still disobey after being warned, the imm is allowed to use whatever
   measures needed to force you, (smite, slay or freeze).
5. When an imm tells you to get off the open channels, you'd better do so.
   You'll get three warnings, then you will be muted.

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PUNISH1 1
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This isn't one of those Muds where power-tripping imms run around smiting and
slaying players, just to show their powers. However, you should be aware that
there are quite a few punishments that could be inflicted on you, should you
choose to behave like a jerk. Below is a list of what the punishments do.
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1. JAIL. The culprit is placed in a locked prison cell, which is no-recall and
   no-magic. It is possible for other players to help you out of it, and they
   are allowed to do so, IF they want to. If you haven't made any friends in
   the game who are willing to help you out - tough luck! It is primarily the
   choice of the other players if they wish to let you back into their society
   again or not. If you log off the game you'll reappear in jail on log-on.
2. DEATH SENTENCE FROM PLAYERS. This punishment is usually administered on
   newbie killers and players who repeatedly pkill without cause and get a
   KILLER flag for it. If no imms are on line, the older players are likely to
   take the law in their own hands. They might or they might not let you keep
   your equipment after they killed you. (See also HELP PKILL.)
3. IGNORE. If you are very annoying, and keep sending unwanted tells to
   players or imms, they can put you on ignore. As you'll find, it is not much
   fun to be ignored by people. A word of warning: Don't take your
   grievances to open channels, if you are being ignored; this will only make
   things worse.
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PUNISH2 2
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4. MUTE. This is the first measure taken against spammers or harassers. It
   means that you will lose all channels except say; you'll not be able to use
   GOSSIP, TELL etc. The punishment usually stays until you have apologized to
   all involved, and convinced the imms that it won't happen again.
5. HELL. This is the next step to deal with spammers and harassers. You will
   be transported to a  no-recall, soundproof area, where you will remain
   until pardoned by the Admin. If you have acted bad enough to be put in
   Hell, don't expect to be let out again very soon.
6. FREEZE. All commands will be taken from you except look. You will be placed
   in a room called the Freezer, where you will remain as long as it pleases
   the imm who put you there. You can quit of course, but next time you log on
   you'll still be frozen. If you log on a new char, we'll allow it - for
   just as long as that char behaves. At first offense that char is frozen
   too.
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PUNISH3 3
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7. COVENTRY. This blocks all output from your char, without you even noticing
   it yourself. Whatever you say, gossip, emote or express on any channel, can
   not be monitored by any other players. Consequently they will ignore you
   completely. You might as well not exist.
8. NEWBAN. This punishment is used on notorious spammers, who keep logging on
   new chars after the first is frozen. It prevents any new chars to be made
   from that site, but it doesn't prevent already established chars from
   entering. The newban stays for as long as the problem prevails.
9. DEMOTION. Behave like an ass and you might find your char demoted to level
   one. Keep up the bad behaviour and we might delete your equipment too. Keep
   it up a bit more and you are likely to become a permanent level 1 player.
10. BAN. This ultimate punishment prevents any char from connecting to the mud
   from a certain site. Since it is a rather drastic measure, which also
   affects other players logging on from the same site, it is rarely used. In
   most cases deletion of the char and Newban is preferred.
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See also: EMOTE, GOSSIP, SAY, TELL
See also: BEHAVIOR, IGNORE, KILLER, PKILL, PUNISH1, PUNISH2, RULES

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