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Armenius

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« on: May 07, 2012, 09:23:45 pm »
Why only 2. Because nobody wants to read just 1...

My psychiatrist said I was delusional. I laughed so hard, I almost fell off my dragon.

Business proposition: Homeopathic Restaurant. I dip the food in water, then serve the water…

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Re: 2 jokes
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2012, 10:00:48 pm »
Don't quit your day job.

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Re: 2 jokes
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2012, 02:34:36 am »
Hey, I thought those were funny! :P


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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2012, 11:27:14 am »
Awww dont be hating, once. Those were cute.

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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2012, 02:58:11 pm »
Armenius' day job is as a standup comedian.

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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2012, 03:09:18 pm »
Not strictly true, Once. Day job is as a security consultant/trainer. Side job is as a comedy writer (mainly ghost writer). I'm too funny looking for stand-up it turns out. People laughing AT me all the time...