Hi

[Loria]

He may be cheep, but he really bleats the competition!

But noone really minds the cheep prices, his customers all so staggeringly drunk... you might even say they're three sheeps to the wind!

Cant beat a good sheep thrill!

Of course, if they decline, he tries to use hypnotism for consent... he waves a coin in front of their eyes and says 'you're getting sheeeeeeeeeepy'

Though, he'd get more customers if he wasn't so rambunctious.

Thank ewe, thank ewe, i'll be here all week.

(Yes, i know these are real baaaaaad)

This was so horrible that I had to dig this out of the dust from over a year ago just to tell you how horrible it was. I wool ask ewe never totry humor ever again.

[Asmodeus]

Yeah, you're just jealous or you wouldn't have tried to throw a sheep joke into your response (one, which i may add, which has already been used). Nice try