Hi

[Virisin]

I am quite close to getting internet sorted out now that things have settled down.. See you guys soon.

[Tocharaeh]

[horus]

I know its hard to explain to the sheep that you want internet access but let me teach you some phrases so it will speed the process up a bit.

I need broadband access.
Baaaaa Baaa Baaaaaa Baa

I need a broadband modem.
Baaaaa Ba Baaaa Baa

You have nice trotters!
Baa! Baaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaa BaAaAaAaaAAA!!!!

The last sentence really helps you jump the queue so you get your broadband service faster.

PS: Those that are wondering how I know these things, my answer is - Google is your friend

[Asmodeus]

PS: Those that are wondering how I know these things, my answer is - Google is your friend

Sounds more like sheep are your "friends"

[Tocharaeh]

I hear they pimp Anubis out for a buck and a half. He's a cheap cheap whore.

[Asmodeus]

He may be cheep, but he really bleats the competition!

But noone really minds the cheep prices, his customers all so staggeringly drunk... you might even say they're three sheeps to the wind!

Cant beat a good sheep thrill!

Of course, if they decline, he tries to use hypnotism for consent... he waves a coin in front of their eyes and says 'you're getting sheeeeeeeeeepy'

Though, he'd get more customers if he wasn't so rambunctious.

Thank ewe, thank ewe, i'll be here all week.

(Yes, i know these are real baaaaaad)

[Virisin]

P.S. I am learning how to code. 

[Kvetch]

P.S. I am learning how to code. 

OMG!!!!  Say it isn't so!!!  Please, I beg of you, say it isn't so.  The world as I know it will end if *you* learn how to code.

[Tocharaeh]

mMmmm coders.


Quick! Someone teach me how to code also!!!!!

[Molly]

Hmmm...
 I don't know if the sheep pun is coincidence or not, but:

One of the three biggest tele companies in Sweden - acually theone that holds my server - has run this stupid ad campaign for months now, about how 'cheap' they are. Their main campaign figure is a black sheep, (which actually has an uncanny resemblance to Viri's char; it walks on its hind hooves, brags about how cheap it is, and tells everyone else that they are not fast enough).

Obviously some idiots in their advertisement department, plus all the idiots in the decision position, don't realise that 'cheap' and 'sheep' aren't pronounced in the same way.

As for Virisin coding - God help the Mud world!

But welcome back, Viri, strange at it may seem almost everyone misses you.

 

[Jason Orsini]

I Didn't 

[Prometheus]

It's Alive!

Um Virisin Coding *Has really bad nightmares on this and runs away screaming in absolute terror!* 

Prometheus

[Virisin]

I'm only learning Python at this stage, by the end of the year though I should know some other languages. Shoulda let Mord teach me when I was 11 and he offered. 

Mmm, still waiting on internet people should be done by the end of the week.

[Prometheus]

Python / Perl are good to learn since lots of web sites use both of them. Ruby is another one to look into. Better than learning RPG (I think it is called) or Cobol But it is a good platform to learn C++ / Java.

Prometheus.

[Virisin]

Hey I have internet this year too but goddamn Uni..